Jem and the Holograms

Here’s something truly, truly, truly outrageous: the movie adaptation of the “Jem” cartoon show is not a disaster, an outrage or an embarrassment, despite what you might have read. The film had one of the worst openings of all time, was not adored by the few who saw it and Jon Chu, the film’s director, claims he has received “hate mail and death threats” from fans of the original TV show. Yikes.

All of this is a lot of baggage for a small, $5 million dollar movie and more than you needed to know, but my point is this: “Jem and the Holograms” is a silly, juvenile fantasy, but it’s genuinely sweet and one of the few family-friendly movies tailor made for little girls.

Aubrey Peeples plays the title role, a shy but gifted performer whose YouTube video skyrockets her into a world of glamour, opportunity and compromise. Will she shed her secret identity as “Jem” and let the world know that, underneath, she’s a meek teenager named Jerrica?

The product placements are non-stop: I counted plugs for Instagram, Facebook, Apple, Snapchat in the first five minutes, plus a feature-length demo for Google Earth. Jerrica must decide between being herself or selling out and becoming a product for a record company, yet, this dilemma is never actually resolved. Also, the story revolves around Jerrica’s love for her father, who leaves her a figurative breadcrumb trail to reconnect with him. If you stop to think about it, the scavenger hunt involving Synergy the robot is a lot of leg work that could have been solved with a simple letter.

Peeples makes a likable Jem and, as the villainous record company head, Juliette Lewis amusingly vamps it up and appears to be having a blast. As love interest Rio, Ryan Guzman is much better here than he was as “The Boy Next Door.” Professional scene stealer Nicholas Braun has a supporting bit as Brad the Valet that I especially enjoyed (the write up on his demo tape gave me a good chuckle). Despite not being set during the gaudy 1980’s hair band era, this is still richly colored film, full of pinks and purples.

While a non-performer in theaters, I suspect a massive cult following awaits this on blu-ray and DVD. What other fate could be in store for a film based on an 80’s cartoon that features Lewis in leather pants, a CGI robot AND Molly Ringwald? While the songs are all Radio Disney-ready, there is one number, with Jem in a Gaga-esque get-up and back-up interpretive dancers that is interspersed with touching flashbacks to Jem’s childhood. It’s the centerpiece of the movie, both supremely cornball and sublimely campy.

The mid-end credits scene suggests a potential sequel which, if this becomes a cult hit, isn’t an impossibility. It’s amusing to see it all end in a cliffhanger manner not unlike a Marvel movie.

It’s also rare to see a sleepover-worthy comedy made for young girls that is genuinely tender and fairly inoffensive. The PG rating is just right. This is as age appropriate as “Disney’s Prom” or “Aquamarine” and preferable and less obnoxious than the “Pitch Perfect” series. I’d have an easier time explaining to a small child why Jem does a double take over Rio’s chiseled abs than why “Fat Amy” shows the world her vagina inĀ  “Pitch Perfect 2.”

The two stars I’ve “awarded” the film are a compromise. I can’t quite recommend the film but must admit I have an affection for it. I’ll also own up to watching the cartoon diligently in the 80’s,and buying my wife (also a fan) the box set of the series for her birthday. That said, the movie does not reprise the original theme song. Now that is an outrage.

originally published in Hollywood in Toto